This is The Reason God Invented Bedroom Door Locks

This is perhaps the funniest, most authentic and real commercial I have ever seen. I can hardly believe the good people at Ragu made it; much less aired it. I will never think of spaghetti sauce the same way again.

But for Imperfect and Normal Families like ours, this sort of thing could actually happen. It's a reminder, yet again, to take full advantage of the lock on your bedroom door. The very innocence of your children is at stake.